Things

This is a photographic compilation of all of the weird things in my house.

#1:

A giant tube of ground beef from the US, Canada, Mexico, Australia, New Zealand, AND Uruguay. I don't know what the heck may await me in this thing.

#2:

That one light in my kitchen that decided it need a switch all to itself... Across the room from the rest of the light switches...

#3:

Four-year-old paint swatches that we never decided on. They both look like patches of dried blood on our walls.

#4:

Six-month-old bowl of sausage grease. I think it explains itself.

#5:

Smear of drywall that was used to fix a crack and never painted over... The crack came back...

#6:

Entire roll of duct tape sitting in a corner gathering dust.

#7:

One of the many piles of apocalypse food stashed in our freezer.

#8:

We bought Ginger Chews- in bulk!

#9:

Large block of wood with various ropes sticking out of it.

#10:

Disco ball/drawing of a fish.

#11:

Docked Roomba. Used less than ten times.

#12:

Broken TV. It's still here, just like I predicted.

#13:

Box of random computer innards.

#14:

Double rainbow mural. This is how I spend my weekends...